The children of today are angry and they thirst for blood. Troubled times are these that we should be afraid of playgrounds after dark. I was reading the paper the other morning and found a story about a pair of bodies they found at a park in Gresham; apparently one body was bound at the ankles with the head removed. Obviously the mess of blood was fairly graphic and the sawdust had to be changed immediately. His identity has yet to be confirmed as the head has bot been found. The other body at the scene was apparently that of infamous drug kingpin Marty "The Mart" Martyson ( aka Banana's Hat Jr. aka the Sad Dad aka Flower Jeffrey aka Boss Floss.) His dismembered body was covered in Pokemon cards. There were footprints the size of wallets leading from the scene. All the evidence pointed to one thing: cannibal children. They're out there. And they're coming.4 of 8
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