Butt Flavor

Butt Flavor is a band from Northern Kentucky Central and they play shitcore/grindance mental-core trance jams for your noggin zone. My favorite song of theirs right now has to be "Shake That House" because the bass line is so sick it makes me sick! They just released their third album called "Our 4th Album" and it's so sick it makes me so sick it makes me! I really recommend their chicken salad. It's to die for!

Shitlock out of potato

Orange Kush Legal Bud

The worst trip of my life was at Get-Get It Festival of lights in Quebec when Terry passed around a blunt of this legal bud. I was astonished when this modest festival transformed into a abundantly terrifying festival of fright-night style overdose. I pretty much remember that there was writing on the walls, and on the sun there was an obscene projection of faith.

Hella out of Elemental

Kidz Bop 21

The children of today are angry and they thirst for blood. Troubled times are these that we should be afraid of playgrounds after dark. I was reading the paper the other morning and found a story about a pair of bodies they found at a park in Gresham; apparently one body was bound at the ankles with the head removed. Obviously the mess of blood was fairly graphic and the sawdust had to be changed immediately. His identity has yet to be confirmed as the head has bot been found. The other body at the scene was apparently that of infamous drug kingpin Marty "The Mart" Martyson ( aka Banana's Hat Jr. aka the Sad Dad aka Flower Jeffrey aka Boss Floss.) His dismembered body was covered in Pokemon cards. There were footprints the size of wallets leading from the scene. All the evidence pointed to one thing: cannibal children. They're out there. And they're coming.

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