Randy Travis Sitting With His Guitar In An Awkward Way

There's probably not a lot that could hurt more than coming home to find your wife masturbating to this promo pic. I won't even try to imagine what it would feel like to see this guy naked with your woman. He looks like such a tool. And another thing: how can his bushwackin', NASCAR chuggin', mother-beating fans of his not believe in evolution? Look at that skull structure; this man is all the proof you need! And where the fucked did he get this picture taken? In the gym of my fucking high school? Did he have to wait in line to get this picture taken? I hate this man.

8.5 out of 10