Bitchpork staff spotted at sold out Dash show.

The hard workin Bitchpork staff was caught in the act at the latest Dash? show. The three twelve-year veterans were completely professional while they squeezed through every ambient pants trance the (technically) cyborg, Jordan DarkStar smelted together in a fiery furnace of pit garbage and soft lighting.

"His music completely blew my nose."

"I think I ate an under cooked, over populated burger village, but D*A*S*H* made it a little squishier."

Jordanathon Divebar's debut album "Riper Dash Needs Powdered" had people aksing

how's the one-man five-hand dad band going to stand against the man?

"Easily," (I had to fight through the thick cyborgian accent) "I will wait till it's cured, then I'll smoke it up, you heard?"

All in all, even though I almost passed out from tearing up in my shorts too much, I almost didn't see it all in all.

I'll turn one blind eye out of third eyes blind.